I got a Postcard from my friend Jeff, it was a satellite picture of the entire earth and on the back he wrote, wish you were here.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile, I was a suspect.
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
I was walking alone in a forest and tree fell right in front of my and I didn't hear it...... any questions?
Why is the alphabet in that order.... is it because of that song?
I like to tease my plants when I water them, I water them with ice cubes